I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
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third wheeling is awkward enough
but when the couple you’re third-wheeling with starts talking about sex
abandon ship
Or when they start acting on what they’re taking about
Bye
no, that’s when you join in
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
best friends kissing…
every single one of these is so cute and romantic and then there’s billy completely raping mandys face.
A kiss from your best friend is the best kinda kiss there is <3
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Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
a diamond bullet and a gun made of gold
she was covered in blood, last seen in San Francisco
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coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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