I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
third wheeling is awkward enough
but when the couple you’re third-wheeling with starts talking about sex
Or when they start acting on what they’re taking about
no, that’s when you join in
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag